Hey you!
Yeah you with the curiosity.
Yeah you with the curiosity.
How’d you like to mingle with some Asian persuasion?
Now how can you resist this clean shaven face?
Trying to embrace the fact, this Asian man is asking you
out.
Without having second thoughts, you reject him.
Was it the size of his chinked eyes.
Or the notorious lie about his small penis.
I can tell you first hand.
It isn’t about the size.
It’s all about the motion of the ocean.
I can guarantee we will make beautiful babies.
Now ladies has that stirred up thoughts?
We are generous when it comes to love.
But that isn’t enough is it?
All you can see is failed attempts from a short
motherfucking Asian.
Who you believe has no confidence nor masculinity to approach women.
But real talk though, can you ladies really catch up
While I keep you up all night long.
Making you scream in harmonized tongues of Chinese to
Japanese.
Easing your hormonal cravings
Taming the lotus flower with my hidden dragon.
And then you wake up the next day.
With the sun rays blinding your vision
You say whud happen?! (Asian Accent)
Did we actually fuck?
Why yes, and tough luck!
Are you loves struck now by my oriental seduction?
Must you need acceptance from parental approval?
For them to say we want him
But no!
They simply can’t look past the yellow brick road of my
skin.
Since it will compromise thousand years of genetics.
Seems like they are merely afraid to accept culture.
Which is pathetic if you ask me.
Yeah I’ve been there…
In the living room full of family portraits
Staring to their cold iris’
Waiting for a sudden move from me to fuck up
Then using that motive to say she has poor taste in choosing
this Jackie Chan impersonator.
Hating her for choosing an Americanized Stir fried wonton.
They continue to carry on the dreadful conversation
involving the blunt question.
How do you guys like your dog meat?
Thus defeating the purpose of this conversation.
Fixated on ruining my self esteem through these infinite
stereotypes.
My life is but a gasp of telling society to shut the fuck
up.
But when it comes to clubbing?
You know there will be Vietnamese Karaoke.
But when it comes to saying, let’s eat.
You know I’ll be passing out from food comas for lunch in
Chinese dim sum.
Pleasing my hunger, you can never get enough of Vietnamese
pho.
Sadly, some Japanese mochi will be great.
To cool off from this scorching damn heat!
I may be American, but I know my roots
Aromas of balut will surely cause disputes amongst
foreigners.
Who are even lured by scents of chicken adobo and lumpia.
Your stomach will be satisfied to the point, you are under
amnesia.
Then your mind will create a sensation of bliss.
Listen to the sizzled cracks of bulgogi being tossed upon
the grill.
Your body will feel mesmerized with every bite.
At long last, your eyes lit up
Over the stench of Wasabi, Kimchi, and Pickled Carrots.
Let’s end this dinner with some dessert
Of course I would prefer some mango shaved ice
Which is better than endless supplies of rice every fucken
day…?
That I often pray for my grandma to cook something else
besides pan fried noodles.
And I tell her in Vietnamese, as long it isn’t a poodle I’m
fine.
Whine as Asian elders bitch in their Motherly tongue
About shaming the family values in becoming a doctor,
lawyer, or engineer.
Causing more beneficial needs towards their greedy desires.
Leading into constant rants that involve eat more don’t exercise.
Or else you waste food.
Even Asian lectures concerning of marriage.
Like they’ll say.
Oh you marry her, no exceptions . (Asian Accent)
And I’m putting my foot down
I want some love of different flavors!
I don’t care if she is Vanilla, Chocolate, or strawberry.
I just wanna make some fucking Neapolitan babies.
The oxygen from constant wax on and wax off won’t do shit to
snatch love.
Only you can choose to chase after that honeycomb.
Unless you wanna be alone for the rest of your life.
Pleasuring your dick through every click of porn.
Endlessly within the dorms.
The storm is here and she needs to be quenched.
Cause the thirst is very much alive.
Asian replenishing is being circulated through her
perception.
Allowing her to flourish
We have been multiple targets
From block busting in neighborhoods
To the Chinese exclusionary act of families
The Immigration Act of 1924 on limitations
Vietnam War to World war two
Relocation of Japanese Internment camps
Thus create tension amongst Americans to accept Asia into
their lives.
I want to be more than your kung fu master
More than Accountant tracker
Doctor, lawyer, and engineer
I want to be the final piece to your puzzle.
